If you walk like a duck

And talk like a duck

don’t get all pissed off and indignant

when people refer to you

as a duck.

Oh you horrible tumblr people.. how dare you call me out on what was plain for everyone to see.   Bad, bad tumblr people….. whatever.

Sounds like someone needs more reality checks and fewer “yes men” surrounding him.

Its a shame when the actuality of a person just destroys the image you held so dear.